 Julius
Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2,
1890 - August 19, 1977), was an
American comedian and film star,
famed as a master of wit. He made 15
feature films with his siblings, the
Marx Brothers, and also had a
successful solo career, most notably
as the host of the radio and
television game show You Bet Your
Life.
1. Outside of a dog, a book is a
man's best friend. Inside of a dog
it's too dark to read.
2. A man's only as old as the woman
he feels.
3. One morning I shot an elephant in
my pajamas. How he got into my
pajamas I'll never know.
4. Behind every successful man is a
woman, behind her is his wife.
5. Go, and never darken my towels
again.
6. I don't care to belong to a club
that accepts people like me as
members.
7. Next time I see you, remind me
not to talk to you.
8. I intend to live forever, or die
trying.
9. I must confess, I was born at a
very early age.
10. I never forget a face, but in
your case I'll be glad to make an
exception.
11. I remember the first time I had
sex - I kept the receipt.
12. If I held you any closer I would
be on the other side of you.
13. In Hollywood, brides keep the
bouquets and throw away the groom.
14. Marriage is a wonderful
institution, but who wants to live
in an institution?
15. My mother loved children - she
would have given anything if I had
been one. |
