At my age flowers scare me
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Florida, God's Waiting Room
I believe in having sex on the first date. At my age there may not be a second one.
I'm not that old, I am Chronologically Gifted.
I'm so old...all my friends in heaven will think I didn't make it.
I must be getting older...all the names in my phone book end with M.D.
One good thing about Alzheimers...you get to meet new people every day.
Retirement, twice as much husband, half as much money.
Senior Campbell's: New large Type Alphabet Soup.
Support Bingo, keep Grandma off the streets.
