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Stressed Out
You Know You are Stressed If..
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...you
and Reality file for divorce.
...you can skip without a rope.
...it appears that people are speaking to you in binary
code.
...you have great revelations concerning: Life, the
Universe, and Everything else, but can't quite find the
words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you
more confused than before.
...you can travel without moving.
...antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
...you discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
...you begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the
subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to
speak to yourself for the rest of the night.
...teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
...you have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the
people you are talking to.
...you say the same sentence over and over again, not
realizing that you have said it before.
...relatives that have been dead for years come visit you
and suggest that you should get some rest.
...you can achieve a "Runners High" by sitting up.
...you say the same sentence over and over again, not
realizing that you have said it before.
...the Sun is too loud.
...trees begin chasing you.
...you can see individual air molecules vibrating.
...you begin to explore the possibility of setting up an
I.V. drip solution of espresso.
...you wonder if brewing is really a necessary step in the
consumption of coffee.
...you can hear mimes.
...you believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
...things become "Very Clear."
...you ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your
order to go.
...you begin speaking in a language that only you and
Channelers can understand.
...you say the same sentence over and over again, not
realizing that you have said it before.
...you keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!" even though you are
the only one in the room.
...your heart beats in 7/8 time.
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