How To Bathe a Cat in 8
Easy Steps
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1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. (optional)
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to
the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you
carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in
the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the
lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body
too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for
any thing they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to
be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the
outside and ensure that there are no people between the
toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you
can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of
the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
THE DOG
