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1.75% Americans are chronically dehydrated.

2. In 37% of Americans the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger

3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as much as 3%.

4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost of 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.

5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of suffers.

7.  A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzz short term memory, short term math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen  or on a printed page

8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases of colon cancer by 45% plus it can slash risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

 Coke

  1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries 2 gallons of coke in the trucks to move blood from the highway after a car accident.
  2. You can put  T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days
  3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the “real thing” sit for one hour, and then flush, the citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous China.
  4. To clean corrosion from  car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion
  5.  To loosen a rusted bolt:  Apply cloth soaked in Coca-
    Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes
  6. 7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.  Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for sumptuous brown gravy.
  7. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle,   The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.
  8. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
  9. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.  Its pH is 2.8.  (pH is measured on a range of 1-14, 1 being acid, and 14being alkaline.) Phosphoric acid will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. It also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contrib. in the increase of osteoporosis.
  10. To carry Coca-Cola syrup in the concentrate, the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials.
  11. The manufacturing workers in the Coca-Cola factory must wear biohazard suits complete with respirators while Diet Coke is being bottled.
  12. The distributors of Coke have been using to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20years
  13. Diet Coke will not only cause dehydration, it will cause the body to become thirstier
  14. Diet Coke with aspartame is also linked to the body’s manufacture of more fat cells.

 

  

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